| Austin
|
Never
Go Driving Around Asia |
| Karen |
No
man or Gentleman Dates then Accuses A lady (of having stolen his wallet!!) |
| Theresa |
Now
Give Due All Acclaim |
| Christina |
Never
Give Dagwood An Artichoke |
| Ellen |
Never
Gag Down An Ant |
| Ellen |
Never
Gargle Down Any Ammonia |
| Paul |
Never
Give Dogs Any Apples |
| Dorothy |
Now
Go Dancing And Applauding |
| Lisa |
Nobody
Gets Dessert After Acting-out |
| Ruth |
Never
Give David An Airplane |
| Mary |
Nice
Girls Don't Act Arrogant |
| Sherrie |
Nice
Girls Don't Articulate Acrostically |
| Ellen |
Nice
Girls Don't Abuse Adjectives |
| Marsh |
Never
Give Dogs Aged Angus |
| Marsh |
Naughty
Girls Deserve An Accusation |
| Virginia |
Never
Go Diving Around Alligators |
| Lynette |
Never
Glance Down At Autopsies |
| |
|
Everyday
Observations
This category contains observations
concerning things which, frankly, we had never noticed before.
|
| Theresa |
Napkin
Goes Down Along Ankle |
| Theresa |
Nothing
Good Does Apollyon Allow |
| R.
A. |
No
Gentleman Dates Accused Ablationists |
| Cheryl |
No
Good Dentist Accepts Alligators |
| Donna
|
Noticing
Greek Dogs Assures Auspiciousness |
| Johanna |
No
Good Dog Accuses Ables |
| Kathy |
Nice
Girls (guys) Deserve An Award |
| Jennifer |
Nine
Green Dinosaurs Are Angry |
| Jennifer |
Narrow
Gates Determine All Apprentices |
| Kirkland |
Nothing
Gets Done As Always |
| James |
No
Greek Declensions 'Ave Ablative |
| Mary |
No
Gator Dines All Alone |
| Mary |
Nerve
Gas Disables Angry Attacker |
| Hannah |
No
Good Doctors Amputate Arms |
| Johanna |
Nomen
Gentes Dux Ad Adventum |
| Rebecca |
Nine
Goats Did An Arabesque |
| Brian |
Native
Girls Dance Across America |
| Julie |
No
Genies Date Accusing Abel |
| Lisa |
No
Good Detective Accuses Anyone |
| Rebecca |
Nimble
Goats Did Astonishing Arabesques |
| |
|
Religious
and Historical Observations
Here are some things you might
have missed in your school books.
|
| Joel |
Nero
Gave Domitian An Attitude |
| Joel |
Nebuchadnezzer
Gave Daniel to Angry Animals |
| Lynette |
Nations!
God Does Almighty Acts |
| Audrey |
No
Greeks Do An Act |
| Jessica
|
Now
God Determines Always Accurately |
| Vivian |
Nero
Gave Disciples of Christ A lot of Agony |
| R.
A. |
No,
God Did Accept Able's |
| Elisabeth |
No
Gaul Defended Augustus's Army |
| Elisabeth |
No
Gaul Deserted Augustus's Army (because there weren't any in it!) |
| Leslie |
God
Never Did Annoy Abraham |
